‘Brilliantly convincing’ . . . Monica Dolan as Maria Marchese You might easily accuse U Be Dead (ITV1, Sunday) of being a little far-fetched. Argentinian stalker bombards psychiatrist-cum-powerboat champion and his fiancee with texts and death threats until their relationship finally... 

Out on the tiles … Francis Alÿs’s A Story of Deception at Tate Modern. Photograph: Jonathan Hordle/Rex Features After the feast, the famine. Well, not entirely – there are still plenty must-see shows around, but it’s probably the quietest week of the year so far for new... 

Happily ever after: Fairy Jobmother Hayley Taylor attempts to get Barking family Stephen, Tara and Lynda Phillips off the dole. Photograph: Richard Ansett It’s a shame David Cameron went to America last week. For many reasons, including the fact that he got to kick Scotland again, but... 

Moab is my Washpot, Stephen Fry’s autobiography of his early years, was was a huge bestseller when it was published 13 years ago. Since then, Fry has become one of the most influential cultural forces in the country and is much loved by the public and his peers. Stephen Fry at The Royal...